GOVERN'MENTAL' WARNING

HEALTH & SAFETY CONCERNS

• Drag Racing can seriously damage your wealth health!  

• It has been found to be highly addictive to certain individuals with a predilection towards extremes of aural and olfactory stimuli and a fondness for excessive speed.

• Symptoms include ringing in the ears, a stinging sensation in, and discharges from, the eyes and nostrils; and hanging around old airfields.  Drooling is not uncommon.  Speech will be become excited with frequent arcane references to ETs, Gs, bhp, and the like.  What remains of coherent language will be punctuated by numbers expressed to three decimal places.

• Those of a nervous disposition are strongly advised to abstain from drag racing and to remain on their allotments whilst listening to the soothing sounds of whale song.

ENVIRONMENTAL ISSUES

• This website is entirely carbon-neutral.  The only thing that has been burned during its creation is Midnight Oil.
• Top Fuel Dragster drag cars are so powerful it is said that their initial tractive effort as they commence a 'pass' exerts a force capable of affecting the rotation of the earth.
• You should be aware that the carbon footprint of such a vehicle whilst driven at maximum engine revolutions for under five seconds is only slightly smaller than that of the whole of Clackmannanshire.
• Successful carbon-offsetting of such an affront to nature would require the immediate planting of a medium-sized orchard, six Giant Redwood trees, and a couple of substantial herbaceous borders.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!